When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I meow when my cat meows.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.