Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.