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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.