Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pee in the shower

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.