Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.