I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.