Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.