A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.