When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.