when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Mayada stupid

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.