Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.