When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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k. everyone

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.