When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.