- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Do somthing only you do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Be a loner at school

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.