You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.