Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.