stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.