- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

listen to madonnas new album

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

make south park refferences every day

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.