strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.