- Things You Think Only You Do

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I piss in the bed every night

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Tear up when I poop

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.