Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Do somthing only you do

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.