I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.