- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I hate being called "buddy".

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Smoking in the shower.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.