I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I **** with no hands.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.