Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Be a loner at school

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.