Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I never feel bored

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I read the down voted posts

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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blink

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.