Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

I was the real Stig...

Go for a 10 mile run.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I mean Diana Ross.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I don't read the terms of service.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.