Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Ur mum

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.