- Things You Think Only You Do

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.