Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.