Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.