When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.