I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.