When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.