When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.