When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.