Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.