make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.