check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.