CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.