when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Picking my nose.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Poo really loud

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.