Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.