I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.