In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.