Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.