as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.