I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.