turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.