I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.