When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I cant ride a bike

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Eat ice by itself

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Courtesy flush.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.