Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Breathe.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.