Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.