Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.