I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.