Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.