When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.