When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.