I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.