Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.