I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I never feel bored

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.