Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.