When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.