Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I toot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.