say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.