Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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fall asleep in the shower.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.