Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.