Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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speak proper english

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.