Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.