Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.