When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I scratch and sniff.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.