if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Mayada stupid

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.