Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Only use the left earphone.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.