Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.