I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Having gay sex

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.