sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.