Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

blink

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

thumb_up thumb_down -58

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Mayada stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.