Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Pee in the shower

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.