Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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call someone by a siblings name.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.