Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.