Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.