Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.