- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Pretend animals talk to you!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.