I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.