Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.