Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes I toot.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.