When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Be a loner at school

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.