Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Picking my nose.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.