Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Only use the left earphone.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.